Scenario 1: I turned on the computer, pulled out my keyboard, then found this:

Scenario 2: I needed to sign a document, I opened my drawer, then this:

Scenario 3: I went to their room to kiss them goodnight, the lights were off, then I stepped on something:

Don’t get me wrong, they do behave at times… for a maximum of one hour, just like last Monday:

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Oh, my eldest turned eight last Sunday.
